That
Cold Splash of Reality
Columbus Dispatch
By Marshall Hood
April 23, 2003
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Real
world survival tips
Once you've
tossed your mortar board into the air, welcome to the real world. Here is some
advice from life after school. explained. for making the transition a little
easier.
SURVIVING THE
BUSINESS LUNCH
* Once you're
seated, do not pick up the menu. Remember: This is not a pie-eating contest.
Talk to those around you. You will be fed. Once (the boss) picks up his or her
menu, you can start looking at all your free choices.
MOVING
* One of the
most important things you can do before (moving) is to tell people that you're
looking for an apartment. Tell anyone and everyone you know. You'd be amazed at
how many apartments never make it to the rental market.
MASTERING THE
W-4
* Many people
always put down a zero because they like to get back a refund at the end of the
year. . . This is the worst idea in the world and actually causes government
officials to mock and scoff your W-4 form.
UNDERSTANDING
INSURANCE
* A PPO
(preferred provider organization) is more expensive than an HMO (health
maintenance organization) but is more flexible, because it allows members to see
any doctor or specialist without a referral.
* If your
employer does not offer health insurance for your first three months on the job,
you can get short-term coverage for up to six months. The premiums are usually
cheaper than normal health insurance . . . (and) the provider will usually not
ask as many questions about your health.
INVESTING
* Savings
accounts are like Milli Vanilli: Once you get past the surface, they really
don't do much. Here's why: Savings accounts pay squat.
* Money-market
funds usually pay a higher interest rate than savings accounts and CDs. You may
not be able to use an ATM to get your money, but many funds allow you to zap it
into your checking account for no fee in a day's time.
DRESSING FOR
WORK
* Buy most of
your wardrobe after your first day of work. Wait and see what your colleagues
are wearing. Then, you'll own work clothes that you actually want to wear to
work.
* Always wear
pantyhose. Nobody knows why, but it's part of the job. Remember to bring an
extra pair to work in case of a run.
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Three days after
graduating from Ohio State University, the 23-year-old was sitting in the
human-resources office of her new employer -- her head spinning at a bewildering
array of papers.
She faced forms
for declaring tax-withholding exemptions, choosing a health-care plan,
designating insurance beneficiaries . . . blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
''All those
forms. I had no clue. I'm thinking, 'Oh, God, can I call my dad?' '' said Katie
Baioni, recalling with a laugh her first day on the job at the Limited's Express
division.
The Euclid,
Ohio, native with a degree in creative writing minted in December 2001 entered
the world of the worker bee last year. The transition from ivy-covered walls to
corporate cubicle, she said, has been ''a shocker'' -- a jolt felt by thousands
of graduating seniors each year.
''In college,
you take so many things for granted. It's like an imaginary land of students and
term papers,'' Baioni said. ''But it's a panic-attack moment when you graduate.
Now, I have to start paying for things. The student loans start. The bills start
coming.''
With a pause
and a sigh, she added: ''There are so many things to learn in the real world.''
Jesse Vickey
has been there and done that. He's turned the experience into a quirky primer
geared to new grads in transition from college to real world.
At the ripe age
of 28, Vickey and his colleagues -- wife Nicole, 25, and Andy Ferguson, 25, a
former Toledo schoolteacher and stand-up comic -- are the authors of life
after school. explained. (Cap and Compass, $12.95).
The advice is
based on their own post-college experiences -- and horrors -- and information
gleaned from experts in finance, investments, housing, etiquette and the like.
Among the
bewilderments they unravel:
* ''W4401kHMO:
Translating Day 1 at Work'' (filling out all those forms in the human-resources
office).
* ''Getting
Your Apartment'' (finding a place and interpreting and negotiating a lease).
* ''Avoid
Looking Stupid at Dinner'' (the art of the business lunch and dinner).
* ''The Least
You Need To Know About Taxes'' (how to deduct expenses for student loans, moving
expenses, etc.).
''Colleges are
responsible for helping you get a job, but it's not their responsibility to
teach 'the other things.' That's usually left to friends, family and trial and
error,'' Vickey said from his home in Branford, Conn.
Among those
''other things'' are ''financial literacy'' -- a subject that Federal Reserve
Chairman Alan Greenspan advocates being taught as early as elementary school to
help young people avoid financial pitfalls.
''An
understanding of how to maintain a checking and savings account at a local
financial institution may have been sufficient 25 years ago,'' he said recently.
''Today's
consumers, however, must be able to differentiate between a wide range of
products, services and providers of financial products to successfully manage
their personal finances. Certainly, young adults have access to credit at a much
earlier age than their parents did.''
An English
degree from Ohio University helped Nikki Klemmer, 22, land a public-relations
job last year with the Girl Scout Seal of Ohio Council, but her course of study
didn't include ''How To Rent an Apartment.''
''I'm not that
great at leases. I lived in an apartment and a house at OU, but it was kind of a
group effort,'' said Klemmer, who lives with her parents in Dublin.
''When it comes
time for me to sign a lease, I'll have my mom or dad come with me.
''I did my own
taxes this year, but it was the 1040EZ form. I'm not looking forward to next
year,'' she said. ''And I know I need to look into investments. I was thinking
about CDs. Now, everything I have is in savings.
''You're making
me think about all these adult things,'' Klemmer said with a laugh.
Vickey himself
could have used a course of Life Skills 101 before graduating from Duke
University in 1997 and becoming a Wall Street trader. As with Baioni,
befuddlement set in at his company's human-resources office.
''I was an
economics major. I knew about supply and demand curves, but I didn't know how to
pick an HMO,'' he said. ''And the W-4 (tax-withholding) form? Do I put 1, 2 or 0
in the box?''
Then came the
social flub while dining with his new boss and colleagues. When the waiter
arrived, Vickey ordered first -- a glass of wine. Everyone who followed ordered
club soda -- and glared at the new kid on the corporate block.
''I quickly
realized there are life skills nobody explained in the classroom. Topics like
401(k)s, HMOs, taxes, mutual funds, dinner etiquette and leases were never
taught in school,'' Vickey said.
''I had talked
with other friends who echoed the same issues.''
Leaving Wall
Street after two years, he and his wife founded Cap and Compass seminars. Issues
raised during the seminars -- some 60 held on college campuses -- became the
basis for the book.
While much of
the advice centers on money and finance, Vickey said that new grads often need a
heads-up in their social skills.
''What was
acceptable a couple of months ago (in college),'' he tells them, ''is not
acceptable now. You gained points acting like an idiot then, but you lose them
in the real world.''
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